| Vasir> | there was an evil dick staring at me all day |
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Mel> | O_O WTF.. um are you okay? |
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Vasir> | yeah i'm fine. it was starring me down through the windows all day though. i'm pretty sure it had malicious intent |
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Mel> | Are you okay? |
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Vasir> | yes. |
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* 10 minutes or so pass |
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Vasir> | you know Mel, we never talk much anymore... |
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Mel> | I know, but Vasir, why are you talking about dicks? |
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Vasir> | I'm not? |
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Vasir> | OH FUCK. I meant DUCK! AN EVIL DUCK WAS STARRING AT ME! NOT AN EVIL DICK! |
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