| <Chiffy> | hah |
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<Chiffy> | I was at a local skateboard shop with my mom |
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<Chiffy> | and I look up and see a deck with a picture of a drunk mexican screwing a crocodile and I laugh |
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<Chiffy> | she looks up |
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<Chiffy> | and mentions something like 'oh animal planet crocodile guy' |
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<Chiffy> | it took about 5 seconds for her to go 'uh, wait' |
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