| <Macabre> | dammit, y'know what? tday I was waiting for a cab, and the chick next to me was like, hey cutie. And I wink, then she looks down at my crotch, smiles for abit, then smacks my face. |
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<Macabre> | IN FROTN OF ALMSOT 500 FUKCING PEPLE!! |
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<Macabre> | Y'know why? |
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<Macabre> | BEcause I was holing my handphone in my right hand pocket, and it started vibrating because I got a call. I dunno about yous guys phones, but mine vibrates like a pussy vibrator, ie really pwoerfully |
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<Macabre> | she must have thought I was wacking to her or something.. :( |
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