| <Villager> | i was really pissed off this morning |
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<Villager> | it was about 9am, i had a free period and i had just bought my breakfast; an egg, bacon & sausage bap, hash browns and a coffee, |
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<Villager> | when the damned fire alarm goes before i've taken a bite |
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<Joshua> | ... |
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<Joshua> | you left the building just because an alarm went off? |
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<Joshua> | with FOOD waiting for you? |
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<Villager> | i put the hash browns in my pocket and carried the bap, but they all got cold |
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<Villager> | i was going to stay but the security guards came round |
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<Joshua> | oh |
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<Joshua> | we don't have security guards just for fire alarms |
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<Joshua> | "ya stay, ya burn" is the official policy i beleive |
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