| <Syberia> | FUCK i'm dead |
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<Syberia> | i was flirting with this 15 y/o chick i met on halo |
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<Syberia> | she went to use the little girls' room |
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<Syberia> | her 11 y/o sis walked in and saw what she was doing |
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<Syberia> | got her mom, who read the whole MSN convo |
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<Syberia> | she starts talking to me, telling me her daughter's only 12 |
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<Syberia> | you'd think she'd get pissed at her daughter but no, now someone's mom who i don't even know in ohio now knows my phone # and thinks i'm a pedophile |
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<SirChris> | dude, chicks don't play halo |
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