| <TripleRach> | But really I could never find abortion acceptable because I don't know I have all this maternally love stuff and I want to have lots of kids someday |
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<ksennin> | TripleRach, I can help you. |
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<ksennin> | I happen to be producing upwards of 1,000 sperms per second. |
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<TripleRach> | ... |
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<ksennin> | Hypothetically, I could double the world's population in a couple of weeks. |
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