| <klafka> | Penis-enlargement pills contain a less-than-sexy dose of bacteria and other contaminants |
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<Tecato> | What's some contaminants when it comes to a bigger penis? |
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<klafka> | what if your penis turns green? |
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<Tecato> | Will it be big? |
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<klafka> | monstrous |
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<Tecato> | Then you could name it Hulk. |
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<Tecato> | And before you have sex you could scream "HULK SMASH!" |
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