| RubbarDuckling> | my middle eastern boss pulled me aside from work today |
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RubbarDuckling> | and was like |
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RubbarDuckling> | "there are some things that are concerning me with your work, you didnt fill the lids or the napkins...you left the steam tables on overnight and the place could have burned down..but most importantly...you didnt wear your uniform" |
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RubbarDuckling> | im like "wait wearing a uniform is more important than setting a building aflame....how?" |
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RubbarDuckling> | and hes like |
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RubbarDuckling> | "oh and yea...you need to stop being so sarcastic." |
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RubbarDuckling> | "and with your work you need to work better...you know..pull your socks up!" |
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RubbarDuckling> | and im like "what the...what?? pull my socks up uhhh..." |
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RubbarDuckling> | what the fuck is pull my socks up mean |
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RubbarDuckling> | i liked how arson is 2nd on his list though |
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