| <Pest> | i was talking to a gurl at school |
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<Pest> | her name was nicole |
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<Koen> | heh :) |
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<Pest> | she was like how are you doing today |
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<Pest> | i went |
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<Pest> | well im alright..but id be better if someone named nicole was slobbing my knob |
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<Koen> | rofl |
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<Koen> | :( |
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<Pest> | she smacked me |
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<Pest> | :/ |
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