<bladezero> | Hey guys, i need u to help me solve the porblem i got |
<zefer> | k, shoot |
<bladezero> | well i really like this girl and i want to impress her should i buy her a rose? |
<zefer> | lol, if u wana say u like her with a rose all ure saying is "I'm cheap" |
<bladezero> | o shit, should i buy her a bouquet then? |
<zefer> | no cuz then she'll think ure just trying to buy her over |
<bladezero> | then what do i do damnit, this is like the first girl ive ever really liked |
<zefer> | buy her some chocolates. U cant go wrong with chocolates, i say when in doubt look to the chocolate. |
<bladezero> | ok thanks man bye :) |
<majinTB> | uhh u sure thats a good motto to live by? |
<zefer> | no ha ha but hes gonna fatten this girl up real nice and then he'll either 1) dump her or 2) she'll get desperate and settle with a loser like him who can't even deal with what to get a girl on a date. |
<zefer> | way to "let your heart decide." |
<majinTB> | ha ha yea what a dumbass |
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