| KaresMexxDWNxx> | last night me and tawny were in a car. |
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KaresMexxDWNxx> | she was in the backseat reading a magazine. |
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KaresMexxDWNxx> | and i was infront trying to get some rest. |
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KaresMexxDWNxx> | A cop comes by and ask me how old I am. |
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KaresMexxDWNxx> | i told him that i was 23. |
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KaresMexxDWNxx> | then he asked me how old tawny was. |
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KaresMexxDWNxx> | i told him that she turns 18 in 11 minutes. |
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