| <yajmele> | Oh my god....I was fooling around with my boyfriend the other night.... |
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<yajmele> | Right when I grabbed his cock, we heard the "get item" sound from Legend of Zelda. |
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<yajmele> | It's apparently his e-mail alert on his phone. |
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<yajmele> | It took us 20 minutes to stop laughing. The timing on that was impeccable. |
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