| <Delanushorse> | Dude, I was eating a chocolate bar in my kitchen the other day, |
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when my mom walks in |
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<Delanushorse> | I was like "it's like an orgasm in my mouth" and my mom says "oh, believe |
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me, you DON'T want to know what that tastes like". |
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<Delanushorse> | I guess she realized what she said, because she walked out really quickly. |
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<Delanushorse> | :( |
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