| <Tigerlilley> | Well, this isn't a full sex story but it was still pretty embarrasing: |
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<Tigerlilley> | I'd just gotten out of the shower, and walked into the kitchen to grab a drink. Â Theonly thing in there was milk. |
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<Tigerlilley> | Because I am retarded |
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<Tigerlilley> | I spilt it all over myself |
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<Tigerlilley> | So I'm in my underwear, white stuff all over my chin, neck and chest |
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<Tigerlilley> | and my flatmate walks in |
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<Tigerlilley> | looks at me |
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<Tigerlilley> | and says |
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<Tigerlilley> | "goddamn thats some scary de ja vu" |
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<Tigerlilley> | :( |
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