| <walt> | So I play Tony Hawk Pro Skater all the time right |
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<walt> | And I'm thinking |
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<walt> | That's so awesome, I should learn how to skate! |
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<walt> | So one of my sister's friends left her skateboard here, and I started to dick around on it |
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<walt> | Long story short, I fell over and broke my wrist |
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<walt> | Now I can't play Tony Hawk. |
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<norl> | lol dumbass |
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