| <Slant> | I'm adding "Masturbation" to my HotOrNot profiile. |
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<Slant> | Hopefully this will reduce the number of matches I've been getting lately. |
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<Slant> | Or it'll hook me up with a woman I can truly appreciate. ;-) |
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