| <kolby> | I'm up at UT and my friend fucked Chris Simms but would never give me his number, she left her phone here...I'm so gonna get laid |
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<KenKaniff> | Who |
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<KenKaniff> | Wait |
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<kolby> | Chris Simms is the QB for U.T. I don't know, he's famous here |
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<KenKaniff> | Are you a girl? |
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<KenKaniff> | Because if you arent |
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<kolby> | and he's also a douche bag |
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<KenKaniff> | You're talking about getting fucked by a guy |
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<kolby> | im a guy |
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<KenKaniff> | And that would make you gay |
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<kolby> | you're talking about little boys |
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<KenKaniff> | I'm Ken Kaniff. |
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<KenKaniff> | Thats what I do |
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* kolby was kicked by timmo (GAY KICK) |
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