| <Ethel> | Actually, if we're talking about Spam, I kept a tin of Spam all the way through university. Â For my 21st birthday, a group of friends and I ceremonially openned it in the EE&E common room and had Spam, ketchup and white bread sandwiches |
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<Matt> | and then puked your little guts up? |
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<Ethel> | The only thing we'd forgotten was a knife to cut the Spam, so we used a protractor instead. |
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<Matt> | Ethel: hardcore engineers |
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<Ethel> | This adventure was reprised at my wedding reception |
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<Clive> | Ethel: You fed people spam at your wedding reception? |
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<Ethel> | Clive: no, I nipped to the loo after the starter and returned to discover that my cutlery had been replaced with a geometry set and that I was being served Spam, white bread and Tesco Value ketchup. |
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<Ethel> | I was touched |
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<Clive> | You were touched while still in the loo, or when you got back to the main room? |
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<Clive> | Surely it's against the norms of etiquette to touch the groom at a wedding? |
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<Ethel> | Clive: now that would be telling |
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