| <Kindred> | I got a question: If you're driving in your car at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens? |
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<Devilbunny> | Kindred: It's all in your imagination. Putting "R-Type" stickers on your tarus will not give it enough extra horse power to reach any signficant fraction of the speed of light, no matter the size of your spoiler. |
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