| <ktek> | yesterday some dumb teen on a bike heading toward my car shone a green laser in my eyes, laughing as he rides away |
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<ktek> | so i did a u-turn and went after him |
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<ktek> | he looks behind him as he hears a car coming, sees that it's me and starts booking it down the road |
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<ktek> | i get behind him and match his speed, and he's freaking out screaming like a little girl |
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<ktek> | i lightly hit the gas and hit his back tire, and he flipped off his bike and hits the shoulder pretty hard |
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<ktek> | i stop, roll my window down, see he's okay and i laugh and take off. |
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<ktek> | now that's a good day |
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