| <iV> | close call tonight |
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<iV> | on my way home from work, and this guy comes out of this alley in front of me, then runs towards me and shoves me down on the ground |
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<iV> | he has a pistol in his hand and says "why'd you do it? tell me why i shouldn't fucking kill you right now!" |
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<iV> | then he stops, looks at me and starts laughing... |
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<iV> | he helps me up and he's like "haha sorry man i thought you were this other dude...whew glad i noticed the difference." |
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<iV> | and he goes back into the alley |
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<iV> | seriously..wtf |
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