| <Pryoidain> | Did I tell you guys my cop story? |
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<asaph> | No, Pry. |
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<Pryoidain> | Okay so.. |
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<Pryoidain> | I get hungry one day, and I tell my mom I'm heading out. |
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<Pryoidain> | She tells me to pick up a watermelon from the farmer's market while i'm out. |
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<Pryoidain> | So I do, and I notice the KFC across the street is open. |
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<Pryoidain> | Being someone who pays very close attention to gas usage, I make the logical choice and get some KFC. |
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<cjk> | ...oh boy... |
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<Pryoidain> | Yep. I turn down king and flip the radio dial, and during my fumbling I speed up to 55. |
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<Pryoidain> | King is a 45. |
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<Pryoidain> | so I fly by this cop, who promptly pulls me over. |
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<Pryoidain> | The cop...is BLACK. |
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<Pryoidain> | He walks up to the window, and asks the question. |
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<Pryoidain> | "Do you know why I pulled you over?" |
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<Pryoidain> | I just...leaned back so he could see the watermelon and the fried chicken in the passenger seat. |
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<Pryoidain> | the cop damn near pissed himself laughing. He laughed for a solid five minutes. |
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<Pryoidain> | I then...got off...WITHOUT A TICKET. |
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