| <guyen> | so she gets pulled over, and as the bike cop walks up to her, she asks "are you going to at least try to sell me a ticket to the highway patrolmen's ball?" |
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<guyen> | then the cop goes "highway patrolmen don't have balls, ma'am" |
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<guyen> | and she busts out laughing, he finally gets it and just turns around, gets on his bike, and rides away without another word |
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<guyen> | she just sits in her car laughing for like five minutes before she starts her car again |
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<guyen> | shit, if i'd try to say something like that he would have gone LAPD on my ass |
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