| <LoveLight> | it would be cool if a woman gave birth and pushed so hard that the baby fired out of her cooter at incredible speeds, then the umbilical cord acted like a bungee cord and the baby went right back in |
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<AppleBoy> | o_O |
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<AppleBoy> | where the hell did that idea come from? |
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<LoveLight> | idk |
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<LoveLight> | an intoxicated mind |
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