| Dainichi> | I want a penis! Hell, you have a penis, you can masturbate anywhere! |
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Dainichi> | For a woman to do it RIGHT, she has to lay down. Man gets a boner in the kitchen, he can wack off in the kitchen. |
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Dainichi> | If I had a penis...I'd lock myself in my room for so long that my friends and family would probably end up calling missing persons on me. |
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