| <hypnosis> | 1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information |
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<hypnosis> | 2. A sperm 37.5 MB. |
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<hypnosis> | 3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms. |
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<hypnosis> | On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds. |
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<hypnosis> | Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as: |
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<hypnosis> | (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec |
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<Jck_true> | Sweet |
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<Jck_true> | DoS attack!!! |
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<hypnosis> | a bukkake would probably be a DDoS then |
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<hypnosis> | 11 men would give 17 petabytes/sec |
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