| <@maddox> | FUCK! |
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<@maddox> | my mom just found my website |
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<+DMTec> | isn't she proud? |
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<+khoveraki> | ha |
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<@naken> | you've been on tv 2 times, in the newspapers several times, been banned from a country, has 40 million pageviews |
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<@naken> | and you didn't tell your mother? |
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<@maddox> | "what is this? Did you draw this? It looks like a penis."Â "No mom, I didn't draw a penis" |
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<+DMTec> | ROFL |
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<+DMTec> | "no mom, i didn't draw a penis" thats good |
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<@maddox> | now she's crying |
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<RichK> | haha, your mom doesn't know about your website? |
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<@maddox> | (on the phone) |
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<+DMTec> | maddox: did she see the "suprise - I have a penis"-greeting card? |
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<@maddox> | dmtec: oh fuck, I forgot about that.. yeah I guess I did draw a penis. |
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<RichK> | bahahahaha |
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<@maddox> | hahahahahaha she just said "I wish I would have died and not raised you" |
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<+khoveraki> | rofl |
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<@maddox> | she hung up |
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<RichK> | You are dispwned maddox |
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