| <sutna> | You wouldn't think that not knowing the difference between a cupboard and a drawer could break apart a family. |
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<Seeker> | It can? |
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<sutna> | When I was like 6 my mom bought my grandmom a present on my behalf for her birthday. She told me it was in the cupboard and I should go fetch it for granny. |
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<Seeker> | I can see where this is going.. |
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<sutna> | So granny is sitting on the couch waiting for her present and I looked in the drawer instead of the cupboard , I came running out the room holding a huge black ribbed dildo. |
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<Seeker> | Well I feel sorry for you but you won't be offended if I piss myself laughing? |
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<sutna> | spose not |
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<Seeker> | WA HA AH AAHA AHA AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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