| booger> | I'm still waiting for someone to take their wireless lappy to a bar some night. |
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booger> | "What beer should I drink?" |
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booger> | "I think a cute girl looked at me for a half second. What should I do?" |
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booger> | "I'm completely wasted. Should I drive home?" |
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faz> | "A vop just pullef me over!!11" |
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faust> | we could get a lan party going in the jail cell |
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