<Gabealicious> | Will you please yank all these goddamned hairs from my nose??? |
<JungleMason> | You need to go to Sharper Image or something and get a fancy nose-hair cutting gizmo. |
<Gabealicious> | I think so. |
<JungleMason> | Make sure you read the warning label though: "Not safe for most rectums." |
<Gabealicious> | It's a bit late for that. |
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