| <DoctorRiff> | well anyway, this drill sarge gets everyone lined up, and starts yelling at all the recruits, like how they do |
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<DoctorRiff> | and he was over to the left of the line, when someone way off in the right yells "GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!" |
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<DoctorRiff> | and the drill sarge yells "WHO SAID THAT?!" and goes over and starts yelling at the right of the line |
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<DoctorRiff> | then someone at the left of the line says "PATRICK HENRY YOU FOOL!" |
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<DoctorRiff> | according to my dad's friend, it was worth all the extra jogging and military-type training they had to do |
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