| <Tarage> | I hate to update to things, they always make it worse |
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<@Ixnorp> | you're too pessimistic. I bet that if you jumped off a building you would expect to land in a truck full of pillows |
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<anorexic_poodle> | wouldnt that make it optimistic |
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<@Ixnorp> | no, because he would have failed to kill himself |
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