| <shingoki> | Simple answer? Debian requires a brain the size of a planet to install. It hates all living things |
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<shingoki> | You see when they created debian, the developers saw that it was so perfect, and so good, that it was an affront to God himself. Unable to destroy their beautiful creation, they instead vowed that it would never be installed by mortal man |
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<shingoki> | And so they bound it forever inside an installer of such evil that no human could look upon it, yet alone use it |
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