| <hobbit> | hey dude... are your ears burning? |
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<Dude> | no |
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<hobbit> | Ah... damn... I need to tweak my voodoo doll then. |
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<hobbit> | Feeling any groin pain? |
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<Dude> | heh no |
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<hobbit> | hrm.... How about a scratchy throat? |
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<hobbit> | something simple.. |
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<Dude> | nope |
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<hobbit> | bah... the Book of E-Vile said this would work... |
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<Dude> | i disabled remote access in controll panel |
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<hobbit> | hrm.... that might be it. |
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<Dude> | ya gotta be secure |
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<hobbit> | hrm... lemme try something else... ::invokes the mighty god Hastur:: HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR! |
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<hobbit> | Anything now? |
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<Dude> | hmmm... i read uf nope |
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<hobbit> | you missing your eternal soul? |
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* Dude checks |
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<Dude> | it sez under properties it was never installed |
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<hobbit> | bah |
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<hobbit> | Now I have Hastur sitting in my living room demanding an eternal soul... and I'm fresh out.. |
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<Dude> | nice knowing ya |
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