| <Dogan> | GUYS, STORY TIME |
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<Dogan> | So my teacher's friend's friend or something |
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<Dogan> | She was dogsitting one day |
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<Dogan> | Shows up the first time, finds the dog dead on the floor, right? |
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<Nightryde> | how embarrassing |
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<Dogan> | SO she's gotta pack the dog corpse up and take it to the vet so they can dispose of it or whatever |
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<Dogan> | She can't find anything to fit it in, so she stuffs it in a freaking SUITCASE |
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<Dogan> | She didn't have a car so she has to take the train through Chicago |
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<Zeelot> | oh mannnn |
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<Dogan> | This guy helps her carry the case on and is like |
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<Dogan> | "this is pretty heavy, what's in it?" |
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<Dogan> | lady replies "just some computer things" |
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<Dogan> | the guy SOCKS HER IN THE FACE AND RUNS OFF WITH THE CASE |
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<Nightryde> | AHAHAHA HOW would you pawn that sort of thing??? |
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