| <zamros> | haha yeah being a plumber would be fucking awesome actually |
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<zamros> | like if i had my own fuckin' company |
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<zamros> | with a van and shit |
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<zamros> | like i'd go in to a plumbing business with a friend |
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<zamros> | cuz like when you got two motherfuckers putting the time and money in |
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<zamros> | you can buy a van |
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<zamros> | you can buy fuckin tools |
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<zamros> | you can buy advertising and shit |
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<zamros> | haha i'd have the funniest fucking public access commercials for my plumbing business |
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<zamros> | like some dude would be taking a shit |
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<zamros> | and he'd jiggle the handle |
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<zamros> | and he'd be like ".....FUCK!" |
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<zamros> | then he falls over on the toilet and grabs the phone |
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<zamros> | and calls me |
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<zamros> | and he's like "HELLPP!!!" |
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<zamros> | then i bust through the fucking wall |
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<zamros> | and fucking beat the shit out of a big monster in the toilet1 |
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<zamros> | with a plunger |
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<zamros> | and the dude is laying in his own shit on the floor |
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<zamros> | with the phone in his hand |
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<zamros> | and after i won the fight he'd be like "THANK YOU ZAMROS INC" |
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<zamros> | and he'd hug me and i'd get shit all over me |
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<zamros> | and i'd be like "ALL IN A DAY'S WORK" |
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<zamros> | and then bust through the other wall |
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