| <TRG> | so, my mom was putting in her CD with church pics but it wouldn't work on her computer |
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<TRG> | so she put it in mine |
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<TRG> | now, the last thing I watched on windows media player was hardcore lesbian porn |
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<TRG> | that got into the action right away |
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<TRG> | so my mom puts in the cd into my computer |
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<TRG> | opens up windows media players |
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<TRG> | and the porn starts playing |
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<TRG> | and when I realized what was happening I was like "oh fuck" |
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<TRG> | but then... |
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<TRG> | she goes berserk |
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<TRG> | she was screaming "THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!" |
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<TRG> | and she took out a HAMMER |
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<TRG> | and smashed the fucking CD |
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<TRG> | it was the best thing ever |
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<TRG> | not only was I completely off the hook |
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<TRG> | you have to love the awesome displays of religious apeshit |
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<TRG> | I think if god existed, he put people like my mom on this earth to entertain us |
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