| <Hayden> | i met a huge redneck at school today |
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<Hayden> | apparently a cow on his grandpas farm was giving birth |
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<Hayden> | and the calf wouldnt come out |
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<Hayden> | so the wrapped chains around its legs |
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<Hayden> | and pulled it out by driving the truck |
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<Hayden> | and broke the cows hips |
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<Hayden> | and then shot it |
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<Hayden> | and they named the calf jesus |
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<Hayden> | how fucked up is that |
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