| <Comrade> | Dude, so the other day after school, this crazy evangelical lady randomly came up to me. |
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<Comrade> | So she was tryin to get me to convert to Christianity and I just ignored her. But I only caught the last few words which were, "Jesus is in all of us!!" |
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<Comrade> | So in an attempt to get her to go away, I said, "Lady, if Jesus was in me I would file charges for rape." |
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