| <Ouroboros> | suds: You are drunk, we are sober. Why are you sad? |
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<suds> | i dunno |
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<suds> | maybe cuz all the chicas at the club were so underage it was like walkin into jail |
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*** suds has some standards |
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<suds> | noone under 18 |
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<suds> | now that i'm 22 |
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<Ouroboros> | I only have 2 standards. |
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<Ouroboros> | A left one and a right one. |
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