| <Mark> | oh yeah. so my roommate got me to sit down and play need for speed underground on the xbox. he thought it would be funny because i was drunk, so i would fuck up, and he would laugh at me. except i ended up doing better and beating a bunch of races i wasnt able to do sober. |
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<Mark> | which means im a better driver when im drunk |
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<Mark> | i just have to find a way to explain that to the police. |
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