| <Toen> | OH NO! A steamroller comes barreling down on brentai! He must roll 1d20! Less than 6 escapes death! |
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<Toen> | unless he wants to use up his luck charm and make it a 1d10! |
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<Brentai> | I use my raping skill to rape the steamroller. |
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<Toen> | your rape is ineffective against the cold, solid steel! |
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<Brentai> | Well, crud. |
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<Brentai> | 1d10 |
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<Dildice> | Brentai: 9 |
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<Brentai> | Er, 1d20. |
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<Brentai> | 1d20 |
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<Dildice> | Brentai: 14 |
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<Brentai> | Crap, and crap. |
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<Toen> | squish |
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<Brentai> | Well, I went out trying to rape a steamroller. It's a man's death. |
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