| <Charion> | hmm... lets see what other horrible ways might one inflict pain and death on ones self. we've got ripping off your own face disembowlment by belly button. any other ideas? |
|
<BlakHawc> | A simple one:Â be run over, feet first, by a very slow-moving steamroller. |
|
<Jarp> | Blak: And then you sorta bounce back up and grab a compressed air tank and reinflate yourself and your false eyes pop out? |
|
<BlakHawc> | Jarp: Well, only if you're a toon. Otherwise, you're pretty much fucked. |
Similar:
| Chat 21560 | Pryoidain: Meh, nothing interesting, just another day of me being a complete asshole to unsuspecting citizens ... |
| Chat 15803 | J-dogg: Your pretty funny ..
DirtyKate: I don't remember you.. but thanx ... |
| Chat 4558 | BalkanEmperorGlaug: Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as ... |
| Chat 2875 | nick: FUCKING HELL!!!! ..
nick: I swear one day I'm just gonna go and hunt down every stupid bitch on earth and put them out of their... |
| Chat 5442 | BOYD1981: you know, i hate it when a channel suddenly goes quiet after a debate ... |
| Chat 5655 | JonJonB: Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book ... |
| Chat 16669 | BigPigPeaches: So my GF and I are watching "The Empire Strikes Back" last night. Let me say that this is possibly my favorite movi... |
| Chat 24403 | MorbidAngel: so my parents just made me watch 2 girls 1 cup. ... |
| Chat 12898 | Glock: So i attended this sudden death the other day, a guy hung himself ... |