| <mgt> | i can't find any good porn anymore tho |
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<mgt> | i like reading stories now |
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<mgt> | it gets my imagination going |
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<mgt> | the trick is getting yourself to actually believe they are true |
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<mgt> | and not written by some fat horny star trek fan |
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