| <pastoralist> | ...Guess what |
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<Mr_Tabernacle_Choir> | What. |
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<King_JT_the_First> | what? |
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<Ruby> | what? |
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<pastoralist> | Guess |
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<King_JT_the_First> | you're getting married? |
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<Ruby> | you got a dog! |
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<ozy> | you renamed France! |
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<King_JT_the_First> | you're going to be a father? |
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<Mr_Tabernacle_Choir> | You discovered how to make your nipples lactate chocolate milk? |
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<Ruby> | you won the lottery! |
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<King_JT_the_First> | you're signing up for voluntary sterilization? |
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<ozy> | you're being taken to court for child custody rights by an 11-year-old? |
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<King_JT_the_First> | you're actually naked right now? |
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<PM_Emirthatank> | you got laid? |
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<pastoralist> | Ok, enough |
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