<DVS01> | i read about some unix server dying every night |
<DVS01> | so the techs stayed overnite drinking coffee to see why it dies every nite |
<DVS01> | then they see the maid come in, unplug the server, plug in the vacuum, vacuum the floor, replug the server and leave. |
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