| <sysv> | omg i was so fucking stoned yesterday |
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<sysv> | got off the wrong level on the lift at work today |
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<sysv> | all the floors have the same layout, and the tech center is in the same place per each floor |
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<sysv> | so i goes and gets off at some chinese engineering level in our building |
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<sysv> | walk into the office, through the office, and sit down in my chair in the server room |
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<sysv> | i'm like "My, this chair is so comfy!... When did we upgrade our servers to Quad Xeon's?"... |
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<sysv> | and people are coming to me asking for help, so I'm helping and shit, doing my job... |
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<sysv> | 4 hours into it, someone asks me if I'm Guy Yee's assistant... and I'm like "who the fuck is Guy Yee?"... |
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<sysv> | things went downhill from there, once they realized (and i realized) I didn't work on that level |
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<sysv> | but they were happy to pay me for my 4 hours of time, and send me on my way down the lift to my companies level... i was wonderin why everyone was so fucking nice to me |
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<sysv> | -_- |
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