| <Destruya> | We were in Ashland, VA, coming back from unloading my shit into a rented SUV coming back from school |
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<Destruya> | And there's this van, California tags in this McDonalds we pull into |
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<Destruya> | Ashland is only good for three things |
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<Destruya> | Bathroom, food, gas |
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<Destruya> | Nothing else |
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<Destruya> | Perfect rest stop |
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<Destruya> | Anyway, these stereotypical fuckin' Westies are in this Central VA bumfuck McDonalds asking for Cappucinos at 11:30 at night. |
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<Veen> | heh, fucks. |
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<Destruya> | Then, when the black lady at the counter recommends coffee, they ask where the nearest Starbucks is. |
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<Destruya> | It's like, SHIT, people - get a fucking Coke and move on with life. |
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<Destruya> | Caffeine is caffeine |
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