| <Bank6000> | What is the best way to approach a person who you are attracted to at a book store, library, animal shelter or football game shown on TV at a bar? |
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<CrustyNutz> | You can do it put your ass into it! |
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<TheBrat> | uummm personally just don't say some cheesy pick up line.. |
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<xTrinity_Luvx> | yeah just be yourself |
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<speedracer> | Kick her in the shin. |
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<speedracer> | She'll remember you next time. |
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<Evil_Couch> | zap her with a fucking tazer and then drag her back to your place |
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<Evil_Couch> | by the time she wakes up, she'll be chained to your bed and she'll HAVE to love you or you'll cut her food ration in half. |
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