| <res0> | LapCat says elizabeth hurley has DSLs |
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<mattt> | broadband? |
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<res0> | dick sucking lips |
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<res0> | she does have some nice lips, but reducing such an astoundingly attractive woman to a sexual object that any street slut could embody is something i'd never do. |
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<jotun> | yeah, that's my job! |
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<res0> | sucking dick? |
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<jotun> | :< |
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